All For You: March 2010

• God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!

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• Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness

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• A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him, don't stress my son
u should see the one who is reading this!!

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• Father: How did you fail the final exam?
Son: Under water
Aather: What do you mean?
Son :All below 'C' level

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• If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think that you are a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before

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• Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

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• I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

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• Give laugh to all, but smile to one; Cheeks to all, but lips to one; Luv to all, but heart to one; Let everybody Luv U, but U luv only one.

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• Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget to reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.

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• Stars are out, the moon is up, 1 more Hug, 1 more smile, Kiss u once, Kiss u twice, now it’s time 4 bed. Close ur eyes n sleep tight! Gud Night!

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• I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!

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• My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t Kiss u and my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

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• Whatever happens 2 ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem 2 b solved but a gift 2 b enjoyed. Make Everyday ur best day! Gud Morning!

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• We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.

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• Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of luv, bcoz sun rises in the east and sets in the west but friendship rises in the heart and sets after Death.

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• Tera charcha hai har gali mein, har ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Yeh koi chamatkar nahi, aaj Rakhi ka tyohar hai.
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Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back; I've already received hundreds.
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• If GOD answers your prayers he is increasing your faith, If delays increasing your patience, If does'nt answer he knows you can handle it perfectly.
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• Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool...........
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• The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.
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• Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
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• There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married & now he is going through hell.
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• Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
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• Simple music can make u sing, simple hug can make u feel better; simple things can make u happy, hope that my simple Hi will make u smile. Happy Friendship Day.
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• God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy,
God made rivers, God made lakes and God made you... well everybody makes mistakes.
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• People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life. But I made a friend like you in this world and made my life a heaven.

Friendship is like a garden. It's beautiful when watered with luv, hugs, tears & cheers but dries up if left untouched so always keep in touch.
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• I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!
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• I've special breakfast 4 u today: A glass of care, a plate of luv, a spoon of peace, a fork of trust & a bowl of prayer. Gud morning & keep smiling.
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• The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U!
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• Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
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• Life is like a piano... white keys represent happiness, black keys for sorrow but only when you go through the white & black keys u hear the MUSIC of LIFE.
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• I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
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• Look outside, it’s so pleasant, sun is smiling with u, trees dancing for u, birds singing for u, coz last night, I asked them to wish u a Good Morning.
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• Just Go To Hell..... do u understand Just Go To Hell.... because only you can change the hell into heaven... by your sweetness.
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• 2 lovers plan a suicide. Boy jumped first. Gal closed her eyes n returned back saying: Luv is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Luv never dies.
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• May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
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• The shortest word I know is 'I'. The sweetest word I know is 'LOVE'. And the person I never forget is 'YOU'
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• Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
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• Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It's 4 the simple reason... u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I'm thinking of u now.
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• I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.
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• If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.
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• Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.
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• I am a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.
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• When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist !
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• When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
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God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!

• Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best.
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• Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
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• Why is it that I must climb the tallest mountain and swim the widest ocean to get to you, when all you need is just a simple smile to get to me?
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• Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.
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• Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.
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• If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me!
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• You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.
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• Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.
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• I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.
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• Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once...
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• Today, tomorrow & yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for u. You know Whose?
Your Own, Stupid!
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• I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you.
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• Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
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• We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in hot water so when problems upset u just think… u must be God's fav cup of tea.
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• Whenever u feel low always remember: U r braver than u believe; Stronger than u seem; Wiser than u think & life isn't that bad. So cheer up!
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• Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships & difficulties that I have to go through that day. Have a good smiley day!
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• Only the open heart receives luv, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts & only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
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• Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. A friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older just like us... I get better, u get older.
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• Kick off ur shoes, take a break,
Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake,
Light the candles, cut the cake.
Make it a day that's simply Great! Happy B'Day.
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• Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It’s an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it'll never bounce.
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• This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!
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• If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
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• A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
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• Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
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• Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
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• All mornings are like Paintings. U need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone like me to color ur day.
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• I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard; to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive but I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.
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• Never waste an opportunity to say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
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• Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.
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• If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.
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• I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
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• Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me!
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• What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U
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• Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, luv & laughter, quiet moments & fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!
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• Through each day our goal is to touch one's heart; encourage one's mind & inspire one's soul. May u continually b blessed & b a blessing to others! Gud Day!
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• If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.
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• Every sunset gives us one day less to live, but every sunrise gives us, one day more to hope! So, get up & hope 4 the best. Gud Day & Gud Luck!
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• The world doesn't need more mountains to climb, more seas to cross or more stars to shine! What the world needs is more of U & UR smile. Keep smiling!
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• One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear, U must STOP eating sweets, as you are already a Sweetheart!

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