Monday, April 12, 2010
Mobile price list
Model Price
Nokia
Nokia N96 ----------------------------------------------------------Rs.33000
Nokia E90 Communicator --------------------------------Rs.32827
Nokia N97 ----------------------------------------------------------Rs.29700
Nokia N97 Mini -------------------------------------------------Rs.22700
Nokia N85 ----------------------------------------------------------Rs.21000
Nokia E66 ----------------------------------------------------------Rs.18759
Nokia E72 ----------------------------------------------------------Rs.18600
Nokia N86 8MP --------------------------------------------------Rs.18500
Nokia N82 -----------------------------------------------------------Rs.18000
Nokia E75 -----------------------------------------------------------Rs.17500
Nokia E71 -----------------------------------------------------------Rs.14900
Nokia 5800 XpressMusic------------------------------------ Rs.13500
Nokia N7900------------------------------------------------------- Rs.13000
Nokia 6700 Classic--------------------------------------------- Rs.12400
Nokia 5530 XpressMusic -----------------------------------Rs.11600
Nokia N73 Music Edition---------------------------------- Rs.11400
Nokia 5320 XpressMusic ----------------------------------Rs.10600
Nokia 6208 Classic --------------------------------------------Rs.10000
Nokia E63 -----------------------------------------------------------Rs.9200
Nokia 7610 Supernova --------------------------------------Rs.9075
Nokia 3600 Slide------------------------------------------------ Rs.9000
Nokia 5230 ---------------------------------------------------------Rs.8100
Nokia 7310 Supernova --------------------------------------Rs.7175
Nokia 5220 XpressMusic ----------------------------------Rs.7150
Nokia 3120 Classic --------------------------------------------Rs.7130
Nokia 3610 Fold -------------------------------------------------Rs.6600
Nokia 6300 ---------------------------------------------------------Rs.6600
Nokia 6303 Classic ---------------------------------------------Rs.6300
Nokia 3500 Classic ---------------------------------------------Rs.5350
Nokia 5130 XpressMusic ------------------------------------Rs.5200
Nokia 7210 Supernova ----------------------------------------Rs.4775
Nokia 3110 classic -----------------------------------------------Rs.4000
Nokia 2680 Slide----------------------------------------------------- Rs.4000
Nokia 2700 Classic------------------------------------------------- Rs.4000
Nokia 2630 --------------------------------------------------------------Rs.3500
Nokia 2760 ---------------------------------------------------------------Rs.3100
Nokia 2600 Classic---------------------------------------------------Rs.3000
Nokia 2330 classic --------------------------------------------------Rs.2675
Nokia 2323 classic --------------------------------------------------Rs.2225
Nokia 1650 --------------------------------------------------------------Rs.1740
Nokia 5030 XpressRadio ----------------------------------------Rs.1675
Nokia 1661 --------------------------------------------------------------Rs.1550
Nokia 1208 --------------------------------------------------------------Rs.1470
Nokia 1209 --------------------------------------------------------------Rs.1250
Nokia 1202 --------------------------------------------------------------Rs.1160
Nokia 1203-------------------------------------------------------------- Rs.1160
Sony Ericsson
Sony Ericsson XPERIA X1 Rs.34450
Sony Ericsson Idou Rs.27900
Sony Ericsson C905 Rs.26700
Sony Ericsson W960i Rs.23500
Sony Ericsson Aino Rs.23000
Sony Ericsson W980 Rs.21100
Sony Ericsson G900 Rs.19500
Sony Ericsson W995 Rs.19100
Sony Ericsson K850i Rs.18900
Sony Ericsson C902 Rs.18000
Sony Ericsson P1i Rs.16900
Sony Ericsson C903 Rs.15850
Sony Ericsson W760i Rs.15000
Sony Ericsson C702 Rs.14800
Sony Ericsson W890i Rs.14700
Sony Ericsson W910i Rs.12000
Sony Ericsson W705 Rs.12000
Sony Ericsson Yari Rs.12000
Sony Ericsson T700 Rs.11475
Sony Ericsson G700 Rs.11000
Sony Ericsson K810i Rs.10750
Sony Ericsson K790i Rs.9800
Sony Ericsson W595 Rs.9800
Sony Ericsson TM506 Rs.9600
Sony Ericsson K660i Rs.9500
Sony Ericsson W660i Rs.9100
Sony Ericsson W580i Rs.8900
Sony Ericsson C510 Rs.8750
Sony Ericsson W380i Rs.7800
Sony Ericsson W302 Rs.7300
Sony Ericsson K550i Rs.7000
Sony Ericsson G502 Rs.7000
Sony Ericsson W395 Rs.6000
Sony Ericsson S302 Rs.6000
Sony Ericsson F305 Rs.5850
Sony Ericsson Z555i Rs.5800
Sony Ericsson S312 Rs.4750
Sony Ericsson T303 Rs.4600
Sony Ericsson W205 Rs.4200
Sony Ericsson W200i Rs.4000
Sony Ericsson W350i Rs.3900
Sony Ericsson R306 Radio Rs.3700
Sony Ericsson R300 Radio Rs.3150
Sony Ericsson T250i Rs.3100
Sony Ericsson K220i Rs.2300
Sony Ericsson K330 Rs.2100
Sony Ericsson J120i Rs.1750
Sony Ericsson J132 Rs.1600
Samsung
Samsung i8510 Innov8 Rs.40000
Samsung i8910 Omnia HD Rs.27800
Samsung i900 Omnia Rs.26250
Samsung M8910 Pixon 12 Rs.26000
Samsung i8000 Omnia II Rs.24500
Samsung i7500 Galaxy Rs.24000
Samsung M8800 Pixon Rs.22400
Samsung B7610 OmniaPRO Rs.22050
Samsung S8300 UltraTouch Rs.22000
Samsung S8000 Jet Rs.17600
Samsung i780 Rs.17510
Samsung GT-M7500 Rs.16500
Samsung 7603 Beat DJ Rs.15000
Samsung TouchWiz Rs.12500
Samsung GT-S7330 Rs.12000
Samsung B5310 CorbyPRO Rs.11800
Samsung Omnia Pro B7320 Rs.11500
Samsung i200 Rs.10400
Samsung D880 Rs.9920
Samsung S5603 Star 3G Rs.9600
Samsung U800 Soul b Rs.8850
Samsung Corby Plus Rs.8800
Samsung S5233 Star Rs.8750
Samsung D780 Rs.7700
Samsung Beat 3510 Rs.7600
Samsung S3650 Corby Rs.7500
Samsung J800 Rs.6800
Samsung L700 Rs.6300
Samsung Corby Txt Rs.6000
Samsung Corby Mate Rs.5900
Samsung J700 Rs.5300
Samsung S3500 Rs.5000
Samsung C5212 Rs.4750
Samsung J150 Rs.4400
Samsung Metro 3310 Rs.4200
Samsung M620 Rs.4200
Samsung B2100 Marine Rs.4150
Samsung E251 Rs.4100
Samsung M200 Rs.3700
Samsung C3010S Rs.3200
Samsung B520 Rs.3150
Samsung M150 Rs.2900
Samsung M120 Rs.2850
Samsung E2130 Rs.2800
Samsung GT-E1410 Rs.2700
Samsung E2100 Rs.2650
Samsung Guru 2120 Rs.2500
Samsung Solar Guru E1107 Rs.2175
Samsung Guru 1310S Rs.2100
Samsung Guru 1210 Rs.1775
Samsung GT-E1117 Rs.1740
Samsung Guru 1125 Rs.1700
Samsung Guru 1160 Rs.1650
Samsung B130T Rs.1525
Samsung B130 Rs.1480
Samsung B100i Rs.1430
Samsung E1070 Rs.1385
Samsung E1100 Rs.1350
Motorola
Motorola Aura Rs.84000
Motorola Q9h Rs.17300
Motorola ZN5 Rs.15000
Motorola ZN300 Rs.6950
Motorola ROKR E8 Rs.6500
Motorola W270 Rs.2700
Motorola W388 Rs.2500
Motorola W218 Rs.2400
Motorola W230 Rs.2000
Motorola W181 Rs.1540
Blackberry
Blackberry Bold 9700 Rs.30000
Blackberry Tour 9630 Rs.28000
Blackberry 8800 Rs.27900
Blackberry 8820 Rs.26175
Blackberry Bold 9000 Rs.25000
Blackberry Curve 8300 Rs.22300
Blackberry Storm 9500 Rs.19000
Blackberry Curve 8900 Rs.18600
Blackberry Curve 8520 Rs.13800
Blackberry 8320 Rs.13400
Blackberry Curve 8310 Rs.12800
Blackberry Pearl Flip 8220 Rs.11700
HTC
HTC HD2 Rs.41000
HTC Touch Pro Rs.32000
HTC Hero Rs.29000
HTC Magic Rs.25000
HTC Touch 3G Rs.19900
HTC Touch Diamond Rs.19000
HTC P3300 Rs.16750
HTC Tattoo Rs.16000
HTC S710 Rs.13700
HTC Touch Viva Rs.9900
Micromax
Micromax GC700 Rs.12700
Micromax X500 Rs.5750
Micromax X280 Rs.3650
Micromax Q3 Rs.3600
Micromax X310 Rs.3600
Micromax X250 Rs.2875
Micromax X225 Rs.2750
Micromax X2i Rs.2400
Micromax C2i Rs.2300
Micromax X115 Rs.2250
Micromax X211 Rs.2225
Micromax X116 Rs.2150
Nokia
Nokia N96 ----------------------------------------------------------Rs.33000
Nokia E90 Communicator --------------------------------Rs.32827
Nokia N97 ----------------------------------------------------------Rs.29700
Nokia N97 Mini -------------------------------------------------Rs.22700
Nokia N85 ----------------------------------------------------------Rs.21000
Nokia E66 ----------------------------------------------------------Rs.18759
Nokia E72 ----------------------------------------------------------Rs.18600
Nokia N86 8MP --------------------------------------------------Rs.18500
Nokia N82 -----------------------------------------------------------Rs.18000
Nokia E75 -----------------------------------------------------------Rs.17500
Nokia E71 -----------------------------------------------------------Rs.14900
Nokia 5800 XpressMusic------------------------------------ Rs.13500
Nokia N7900------------------------------------------------------- Rs.13000
Nokia 6700 Classic--------------------------------------------- Rs.12400
Nokia 5530 XpressMusic -----------------------------------Rs.11600
Nokia N73 Music Edition---------------------------------- Rs.11400
Nokia 5320 XpressMusic ----------------------------------Rs.10600
Nokia 6208 Classic --------------------------------------------Rs.10000
Nokia E63 -----------------------------------------------------------Rs.9200
Nokia 7610 Supernova --------------------------------------Rs.9075
Nokia 3600 Slide------------------------------------------------ Rs.9000
Nokia 5230 ---------------------------------------------------------Rs.8100
Nokia 7310 Supernova --------------------------------------Rs.7175
Nokia 5220 XpressMusic ----------------------------------Rs.7150
Nokia 3120 Classic --------------------------------------------Rs.7130
Nokia 3610 Fold -------------------------------------------------Rs.6600
Nokia 6300 ---------------------------------------------------------Rs.6600
Nokia 6303 Classic ---------------------------------------------Rs.6300
Nokia 3500 Classic ---------------------------------------------Rs.5350
Nokia 5130 XpressMusic ------------------------------------Rs.5200
Nokia 7210 Supernova ----------------------------------------Rs.4775
Nokia 3110 classic -----------------------------------------------Rs.4000
Nokia 2680 Slide----------------------------------------------------- Rs.4000
Nokia 2700 Classic------------------------------------------------- Rs.4000
Nokia 2630 --------------------------------------------------------------Rs.3500
Nokia 2760 ---------------------------------------------------------------Rs.3100
Nokia 2600 Classic---------------------------------------------------Rs.3000
Nokia 2330 classic --------------------------------------------------Rs.2675
Nokia 2323 classic --------------------------------------------------Rs.2225
Nokia 1650 --------------------------------------------------------------Rs.1740
Nokia 5030 XpressRadio ----------------------------------------Rs.1675
Nokia 1661 --------------------------------------------------------------Rs.1550
Nokia 1208 --------------------------------------------------------------Rs.1470
Nokia 1209 --------------------------------------------------------------Rs.1250
Nokia 1202 --------------------------------------------------------------Rs.1160
Nokia 1203-------------------------------------------------------------- Rs.1160
Sony Ericsson
Sony Ericsson XPERIA X1 Rs.34450
Sony Ericsson Idou Rs.27900
Sony Ericsson C905 Rs.26700
Sony Ericsson W960i Rs.23500
Sony Ericsson Aino Rs.23000
Sony Ericsson W980 Rs.21100
Sony Ericsson G900 Rs.19500
Sony Ericsson W995 Rs.19100
Sony Ericsson K850i Rs.18900
Sony Ericsson C902 Rs.18000
Sony Ericsson P1i Rs.16900
Sony Ericsson C903 Rs.15850
Sony Ericsson W760i Rs.15000
Sony Ericsson C702 Rs.14800
Sony Ericsson W890i Rs.14700
Sony Ericsson W910i Rs.12000
Sony Ericsson W705 Rs.12000
Sony Ericsson Yari Rs.12000
Sony Ericsson T700 Rs.11475
Sony Ericsson G700 Rs.11000
Sony Ericsson K810i Rs.10750
Sony Ericsson K790i Rs.9800
Sony Ericsson W595 Rs.9800
Sony Ericsson TM506 Rs.9600
Sony Ericsson K660i Rs.9500
Sony Ericsson W660i Rs.9100
Sony Ericsson W580i Rs.8900
Sony Ericsson C510 Rs.8750
Sony Ericsson W380i Rs.7800
Sony Ericsson W302 Rs.7300
Sony Ericsson K550i Rs.7000
Sony Ericsson G502 Rs.7000
Sony Ericsson W395 Rs.6000
Sony Ericsson S302 Rs.6000
Sony Ericsson F305 Rs.5850
Sony Ericsson Z555i Rs.5800
Sony Ericsson S312 Rs.4750
Sony Ericsson T303 Rs.4600
Sony Ericsson W205 Rs.4200
Sony Ericsson W200i Rs.4000
Sony Ericsson W350i Rs.3900
Sony Ericsson R306 Radio Rs.3700
Sony Ericsson R300 Radio Rs.3150
Sony Ericsson T250i Rs.3100
Sony Ericsson K220i Rs.2300
Sony Ericsson K330 Rs.2100
Sony Ericsson J120i Rs.1750
Sony Ericsson J132 Rs.1600
Samsung
Samsung i8510 Innov8 Rs.40000
Samsung i8910 Omnia HD Rs.27800
Samsung i900 Omnia Rs.26250
Samsung M8910 Pixon 12 Rs.26000
Samsung i8000 Omnia II Rs.24500
Samsung i7500 Galaxy Rs.24000
Samsung M8800 Pixon Rs.22400
Samsung B7610 OmniaPRO Rs.22050
Samsung S8300 UltraTouch Rs.22000
Samsung S8000 Jet Rs.17600
Samsung i780 Rs.17510
Samsung GT-M7500 Rs.16500
Samsung 7603 Beat DJ Rs.15000
Samsung TouchWiz Rs.12500
Samsung GT-S7330 Rs.12000
Samsung B5310 CorbyPRO Rs.11800
Samsung Omnia Pro B7320 Rs.11500
Samsung i200 Rs.10400
Samsung D880 Rs.9920
Samsung S5603 Star 3G Rs.9600
Samsung U800 Soul b Rs.8850
Samsung Corby Plus Rs.8800
Samsung S5233 Star Rs.8750
Samsung D780 Rs.7700
Samsung Beat 3510 Rs.7600
Samsung S3650 Corby Rs.7500
Samsung J800 Rs.6800
Samsung L700 Rs.6300
Samsung Corby Txt Rs.6000
Samsung Corby Mate Rs.5900
Samsung J700 Rs.5300
Samsung S3500 Rs.5000
Samsung C5212 Rs.4750
Samsung J150 Rs.4400
Samsung Metro 3310 Rs.4200
Samsung M620 Rs.4200
Samsung B2100 Marine Rs.4150
Samsung E251 Rs.4100
Samsung M200 Rs.3700
Samsung C3010S Rs.3200
Samsung B520 Rs.3150
Samsung M150 Rs.2900
Samsung M120 Rs.2850
Samsung E2130 Rs.2800
Samsung GT-E1410 Rs.2700
Samsung E2100 Rs.2650
Samsung Guru 2120 Rs.2500
Samsung Solar Guru E1107 Rs.2175
Samsung Guru 1310S Rs.2100
Samsung Guru 1210 Rs.1775
Samsung GT-E1117 Rs.1740
Samsung Guru 1125 Rs.1700
Samsung Guru 1160 Rs.1650
Samsung B130T Rs.1525
Samsung B130 Rs.1480
Samsung B100i Rs.1430
Samsung E1070 Rs.1385
Samsung E1100 Rs.1350
Motorola
Motorola Aura Rs.84000
Motorola Q9h Rs.17300
Motorola ZN5 Rs.15000
Motorola ZN300 Rs.6950
Motorola ROKR E8 Rs.6500
Motorola W270 Rs.2700
Motorola W388 Rs.2500
Motorola W218 Rs.2400
Motorola W230 Rs.2000
Motorola W181 Rs.1540
Blackberry
Blackberry Bold 9700 Rs.30000
Blackberry Tour 9630 Rs.28000
Blackberry 8800 Rs.27900
Blackberry 8820 Rs.26175
Blackberry Bold 9000 Rs.25000
Blackberry Curve 8300 Rs.22300
Blackberry Storm 9500 Rs.19000
Blackberry Curve 8900 Rs.18600
Blackberry Curve 8520 Rs.13800
Blackberry 8320 Rs.13400
Blackberry Curve 8310 Rs.12800
Blackberry Pearl Flip 8220 Rs.11700
HTC
HTC HD2 Rs.41000
HTC Touch Pro Rs.32000
HTC Hero Rs.29000
HTC Magic Rs.25000
HTC Touch 3G Rs.19900
HTC Touch Diamond Rs.19000
HTC P3300 Rs.16750
HTC Tattoo Rs.16000
HTC S710 Rs.13700
HTC Touch Viva Rs.9900
Micromax
Micromax GC700 Rs.12700
Micromax X500 Rs.5750
Micromax X280 Rs.3650
Micromax Q3 Rs.3600
Micromax X310 Rs.3600
Micromax X250 Rs.2875
Micromax X225 Rs.2750
Micromax X2i Rs.2400
Micromax C2i Rs.2300
Micromax X115 Rs.2250
Micromax X211 Rs.2225
Micromax X116 Rs.2150
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Malayalammessages
Nintey aaa chuvanna kannukal...
Choodulla Nishwasangal.....
Virayarnna shariram...
Thuduatha Chundukal....
Hoooo.....
Samshayamillla
Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!
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u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran
u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu
u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala
u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam
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Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??
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Aval orumoolippattupaady,Njan
kaathorthirunnu...
Aval onnukadichu,Njan
pulanju poyi..
Aval valichu kudichu,Njan
annangade
kidannu...
Aval kuninju,Njan
purakiloode
adichu..."how"
Aval pulanju,'Chey'
Ente dehathellam
aayi...
'HAAVOO"
'KOTHUK" chathu
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Thursday, March 25, 2010
Fool messages
Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
Happy April Fool Day!
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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
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MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
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Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
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Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
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When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
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Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(hint-
it should be 5)
Read caps word reversely.
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Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .
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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai
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When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL
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All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
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I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
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The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?
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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
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True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
Happy April Fool Day!
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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
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MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
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Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
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Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
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When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
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Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(hint-
it should be 5)
Read caps word reversely.
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Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .
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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai
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When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL
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All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.
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I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
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The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?
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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
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True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
Funny messages
• God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
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• Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness
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• A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him, don't stress my son
u should see the one who is reading this!!
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• Father: How did you fail the final exam?
Son: Under water
Aather: What do you mean?
Son :All below 'C' level
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• If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think that you are a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before
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• Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
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• I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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• Give laugh to all, but smile to one; Cheeks to all, but lips to one; Luv to all, but heart to one; Let everybody Luv U, but U luv only one.
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• Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget to reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.
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• Stars are out, the moon is up, 1 more Hug, 1 more smile, Kiss u once, Kiss u twice, now it’s time 4 bed. Close ur eyes n sleep tight! Gud Night!
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• I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
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• My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t Kiss u and my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.
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• Whatever happens 2 ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem 2 b solved but a gift 2 b enjoyed. Make Everyday ur best day! Gud Morning!
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• We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.
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• Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of luv, bcoz sun rises in the east and sets in the west but friendship rises in the heart and sets after Death.
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• Tera charcha hai har gali mein, har ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Yeh koi chamatkar nahi, aaj Rakhi ka tyohar hai.
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Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back; I've already received hundreds.
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• If GOD answers your prayers he is increasing your faith, If delays increasing your patience, If does'nt answer he knows you can handle it perfectly.
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• Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool...........
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• The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.
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• Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
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• There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married & now he is going through hell.
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• Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
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• Simple music can make u sing, simple hug can make u feel better; simple things can make u happy, hope that my simple Hi will make u smile. Happy Friendship Day.
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• God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy,
God made rivers, God made lakes and God made you... well everybody makes mistakes.
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• People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life. But I made a friend like you in this world and made my life a heaven.
Friendship is like a garden. It's beautiful when watered with luv, hugs, tears & cheers but dries up if left untouched so always keep in touch.
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• I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!
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• I've special breakfast 4 u today: A glass of care, a plate of luv, a spoon of peace, a fork of trust & a bowl of prayer. Gud morning & keep smiling.
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• The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U!
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• Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
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• Life is like a piano... white keys represent happiness, black keys for sorrow but only when you go through the white & black keys u hear the MUSIC of LIFE.
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• I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Look outside, it’s so pleasant, sun is smiling with u, trees dancing for u, birds singing for u, coz last night, I asked them to wish u a Good Morning.
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• Just Go To Hell..... do u understand Just Go To Hell.... because only you can change the hell into heaven... by your sweetness.
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• 2 lovers plan a suicide. Boy jumped first. Gal closed her eyes n returned back saying: Luv is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Luv never dies.
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• May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
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• The shortest word I know is 'I'. The sweetest word I know is 'LOVE'. And the person I never forget is 'YOU'
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• Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
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• Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It's 4 the simple reason... u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I'm thinking of u now.
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• I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.
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• If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• I am a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist !
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!
• Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best.
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• Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Why is it that I must climb the tallest mountain and swim the widest ocean to get to you, when all you need is just a simple smile to get to me?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.
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• If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me!
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• You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.
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• Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.
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• Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once...
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• Today, tomorrow & yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for u. You know Whose?
Your Own, Stupid!
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• I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
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• We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in hot water so when problems upset u just think… u must be God's fav cup of tea.
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• Whenever u feel low always remember: U r braver than u believe; Stronger than u seem; Wiser than u think & life isn't that bad. So cheer up!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships & difficulties that I have to go through that day. Have a good smiley day!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Only the open heart receives luv, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts & only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. A friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older just like us... I get better, u get older.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Kick off ur shoes, take a break,
Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake,
Light the candles, cut the cake.
Make it a day that's simply Great! Happy B'Day.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It’s an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it'll never bounce.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• All mornings are like Paintings. U need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone like me to color ur day.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard; to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive but I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Never waste an opportunity to say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
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• Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me!
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• What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U
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• Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, luv & laughter, quiet moments & fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Through each day our goal is to touch one's heart; encourage one's mind & inspire one's soul. May u continually b blessed & b a blessing to others! Gud Day!
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• If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.
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• Every sunset gives us one day less to live, but every sunrise gives us, one day more to hope! So, get up & hope 4 the best. Gud Day & Gud Luck!
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• The world doesn't need more mountains to climb, more seas to cross or more stars to shine! What the world needs is more of U & UR smile. Keep smiling!
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• One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear, U must STOP eating sweets, as you are already a Sweetheart!
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
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• Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness
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• A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him, don't stress my son
u should see the one who is reading this!!
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• Father: How did you fail the final exam?
Son: Under water
Aather: What do you mean?
Son :All below 'C' level
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• If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think that you are a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before
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• Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
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• I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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• Give laugh to all, but smile to one; Cheeks to all, but lips to one; Luv to all, but heart to one; Let everybody Luv U, but U luv only one.
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• Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget to reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.
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• Stars are out, the moon is up, 1 more Hug, 1 more smile, Kiss u once, Kiss u twice, now it’s time 4 bed. Close ur eyes n sleep tight! Gud Night!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t Kiss u and my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Whatever happens 2 ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem 2 b solved but a gift 2 b enjoyed. Make Everyday ur best day! Gud Morning!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of luv, bcoz sun rises in the east and sets in the west but friendship rises in the heart and sets after Death.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Tera charcha hai har gali mein, har ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Yeh koi chamatkar nahi, aaj Rakhi ka tyohar hai.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back; I've already received hundreds.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• If GOD answers your prayers he is increasing your faith, If delays increasing your patience, If does'nt answer he knows you can handle it perfectly.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool...........
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married & now he is going through hell.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Simple music can make u sing, simple hug can make u feel better; simple things can make u happy, hope that my simple Hi will make u smile. Happy Friendship Day.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy,
God made rivers, God made lakes and God made you... well everybody makes mistakes.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life. But I made a friend like you in this world and made my life a heaven.
Friendship is like a garden. It's beautiful when watered with luv, hugs, tears & cheers but dries up if left untouched so always keep in touch.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• I've special breakfast 4 u today: A glass of care, a plate of luv, a spoon of peace, a fork of trust & a bowl of prayer. Gud morning & keep smiling.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Life is like a piano... white keys represent happiness, black keys for sorrow but only when you go through the white & black keys u hear the MUSIC of LIFE.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Look outside, it’s so pleasant, sun is smiling with u, trees dancing for u, birds singing for u, coz last night, I asked them to wish u a Good Morning.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Just Go To Hell..... do u understand Just Go To Hell.... because only you can change the hell into heaven... by your sweetness.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• 2 lovers plan a suicide. Boy jumped first. Gal closed her eyes n returned back saying: Luv is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Luv never dies.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• The shortest word I know is 'I'. The sweetest word I know is 'LOVE'. And the person I never forget is 'YOU'
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It's 4 the simple reason... u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I'm thinking of u now.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• I am a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist !
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!
• Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Why is it that I must climb the tallest mountain and swim the widest ocean to get to you, when all you need is just a simple smile to get to me?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Today, tomorrow & yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for u. You know Whose?
Your Own, Stupid!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in hot water so when problems upset u just think… u must be God's fav cup of tea.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Whenever u feel low always remember: U r braver than u believe; Stronger than u seem; Wiser than u think & life isn't that bad. So cheer up!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships & difficulties that I have to go through that day. Have a good smiley day!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Only the open heart receives luv, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts & only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. A friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older just like us... I get better, u get older.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Kick off ur shoes, take a break,
Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake,
Light the candles, cut the cake.
Make it a day that's simply Great! Happy B'Day.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It’s an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it'll never bounce.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says:
The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• All mornings are like Paintings. U need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone like me to color ur day.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard; to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive but I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Never waste an opportunity to say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, luv & laughter, quiet moments & fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Through each day our goal is to touch one's heart; encourage one's mind & inspire one's soul. May u continually b blessed & b a blessing to others! Gud Day!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• Every sunset gives us one day less to live, but every sunrise gives us, one day more to hope! So, get up & hope 4 the best. Gud Day & Gud Luck!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• The world doesn't need more mountains to climb, more seas to cross or more stars to shine! What the world needs is more of U & UR smile. Keep smiling!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
• One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear, U must STOP eating sweets, as you are already a Sweetheart!
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